December 2009
17 posts
Because I'm Proud to be an American →
(after finding out that a friend of mine got me an unexpected christmas present)
Me: Jeeez I didn't think she was getting me anything!
Derek: Whatever, she probably just got you a cardigan or something
Me: .... do you know what a cardigan is?
Derek: YES I KNOW WHAT A CARDIGAN IS
Me: ok, what is it?
Derek: you know.. one of those things you put cards in.
Me: no.
I Need a Life
I’m babysitting for my sister’s four kids, and I have found myself becoming very upset that my nieces don’t appreciate the irony of the episodes of the wonder pets with the rat pack and the fiddler crab on the roof. I really need a life.
“Summbudy’s gettin’ buried!!”
– cab driver in NC when we drove by a hearse…
FAVORITE! →
I’m just sitting here trying to write my International Relations paper, and all of a sudden I’m reading about some guy named Dr. Lipschutz and his views on global governance.
My life is far too close to an episode of Rugrats for me to go on.
“I wish I had a gun right now”
– Caroline Pittard
Tonight I received bumpits from my secret santa. My life is slowly but surely becoming an episode of Jersey Shore
Don't Blame Me...
Amanda Bondi told me to do this, so I am.
I just finished my sociology exam, and in a little while I will be going to fancy Bojangles with the girls of 203. For my northern people who, like myself had no idea what the fuck a Bojangle was, it’s like McDonalds but with more fried chicken and biscuits. This is all part of my internalization of southern society and culture.